Ravehallow asked me to write her some Sniper porn the other day while we were making boffer weapons for Doomsday and so I did. I asked her what pairing, she said Spyper. So I went off of that, and a few kinks I know she has, combined with her love of this pair of pieces by Lintu, I made something that kind of piles it all together.
I haven’t written porn since high school, so I hope I did okay! Here you go, Lexx! Hope you like, mate!
Sniper and Spy being PROFESSIONAL frienemies, who happened to be on a job together (outside tf2).
I’m gonna do something different this time, thought I.
*goes ahead and draws Sniper/Spy*
The weird thing is that I don’t ship them in canon as much as in, say a post-tf2 AUs where they would cooperate for personal goals and not kill each other. If that happens I imagine they would have similar dynamics to Arthur and Eames from inception. And that really makes things interesting, even if it’s just all in my head C:
"You don’t care about this BLU boy, do you?!"
forgets how to d raw
i’ve been sitting here for five minutes tryin to think of a good caption but i’m out of ideas goodnight winners
"Since when you like to cuddle so much, Mundy?"
"Shut up ya mongrel! Ya know I’m not used to this kind of weather! And take your hand from my hip!”